08 November 2007

Versailles

Time for more Paris pics. This time it's our day at Versailles. Here is a view of the gigantic mansion from waaaay down in the gardens. I'd hate to be the one that has to clean those windows...


This is a very interesting sculpture that is outside the back of the shack. If you look closely you may be able to see the horns/sirens in the animals' mouths. Dad figured it must have been to signal setting out for a hunt. Or perhaps it was to signal danger. You know, like if an entire city is in search of someone in the building and is looking to ransack the place and behead someone.


This is a side garden (to the right as looking at the first pic above). Notice the palm trees and extremely manicured and decorative grassy areas? What a dump, huh?


I thought this was an interesting planter (which was on the giant patio area outside the back, near the fountain). Is that a naked elf pooping on a goat's head? I think the elf may be crowning. I'm not sure. What I am sure of is I NEED one of these.



This is just a cool shot of one of the walkways leading to the gardens. The trees are actually trimmed into rectangular shapes, like a hedge.



This would be the doorway to the hall of mirrors.


One of the many ceiling frescos.



A view of more ceiling frescos, ornate columns, many architectural details in the chapel. That's right, they had their very own chapel!








More of the chapel.




Some of the stained glass as well as more architectural details. Could you imaging living in a place like this? It was completely massive. They also had their own opera house, but unfortunately that was not part of the tour.



Close-up of the building. It looked like the entire building was lined with the statues visible on the upper level, which all appeared to be of different people.




Here is one of the beds (and some annoying person who was in my way). All the beds had the high canopy with the gold leaf detailing and the feathers. Again, what a dump!




I have some more b&w pics too that I'll have to post but this is all I have time for at the moment. If you want to see more pictures of our trip, check out this site my dad made - http://www.ce-h.us/paris/paris.html. Be sure to go into Paris life > art everywhere. Look at the second pic of the sculpture that was in a shop around the corner from out hotel. Dad was fascinated with this piece. He kept talking about it and pointing it out when we walked by it. He was also fascinated with the scooters that were all over the place and the dogs that were also all over the place, and pooping on the sidewalks. He took pictures of both. Yeah, he's a goofy guy. I guess that's where I get it from...

07 November 2007

City of Love & Lights

So, I’m FINALLY posting some pictures from Paris. I just had to have some time to scan them. I also have some pics from trips earlier this year but I think I’ll wait on those.

It was a great trip; just too short. But, hey, beggars can’t be choosers right? Well, I guess technically we weren’t beggars since we never asked to be brought to Paris. My Dad just offered. But I digress…

The flight there was actually worse than I thought it would be. I really did not get ANY sleep as I had planned due to the EXTREME discomfort in our coach seats. We tried to goad Dad into upgrading to First/Business class but he would have none of that! Seriously, I was so uncomfortable that I literally broke into tears at one point. Things improved though after I realized (much to my chagrin) contrary to what I thought, I actually had not gotten my seat reclined the full 3 degrees that the airlines allow. My seat was only reclined 2 degrees. Actually I think Dad had read that the seats will recline 30 degrees or so. It still isn’t anywhere near how far my car seats will recline. Which is why I’ve decided the next time we go to Paris, or anywhere in Europe for that matter, we’ll be driving! ;)

We arrived in time to see my sister for a short while before she had to run off to her test. Then we went back to our hotel room to check out our beds – for sleeping. You think after that flight we were up to using the bed for anything else? Seriously, take a look at this pic of sweet hubby demonstrating the size of the ancient elevator in our hotel (which, by the way, could only hold two people comfortably; three people uncomfortably; and 4 people packed in like sardines). Does he look like he wants anything but sleep? And he looked better than I at this point. Actually, come to think of it, this may have been taken AFTER our approx. 3 hour nap. I’m sure he’d be THRILLED to know I put this picture on my blog, so shhhhh… this will be our little secret. ;)

That same evening Mme. Martin (my sister's house mother/host) joined my sister in visiting us at our hotel and then proceeded to take us on an evening walking tour. Some of the places we visited on the tour were:
Notre Dame
The center of France (in front of Notre Dame)

Hotel de Ville (very, very fancy) & some frenchmen

La Tour Eiffel

We hopped on the metro to get to the scenic lookout for the Eiffel Tower. This is during the light display which apparently happens every hour on the hour for about 10 minutes. Its flashing and glittering looks kind of like a giant christmas tree. Kind of hard to see in this pic, but there it is. Oh, the little woman in the lower left corner is Mme. Inge Martin (pronounced like Inga).

Riding on the Metrooooooo (Sung like Berlin)

I had to get a picture of this - a french movie poster for SuperBad! This was one of the MANY advertisement posters in the Metro tunnels. Some of the best (and craziest) were for Orangina. Can't stand the drink but love their ads. I'll have to scan the postcard versions I found at a little pub by our hotel.

Jardin du Luxembourg

This is a fountain statue with a view of the Pantheon in the background.

View from our balcony

I have a lot more photos from Versailles and still in my camera so I'll save those for my next post. Until then... au revoir!

22 October 2007

Hey Boob Ladies!

I know Lena already posted this pic on her blog but So What?! Right?


From left to right: Me, Becky, Lena, Jessica


Anyway, this was taken at Darla & Steve's wedding - or I should say Darla's wedding, because as hubby has said many times "It's all about the girl" when it comes to the wedding. She can do whatever she wants and the only thing she HAS to include the boy in is filling him in on where and when he needs to be somewhere.
Sounds good to me!

A good time was had by all. Especially Darla & Steve, who probably got plenty of action that night, unlike me whose hubby was working a 24 hr shift at the morgue. :(
Oh well, I'm sure we'll catch up in PARIS!! Whoo hoo!!! So, see everyone when we return.

And a HUGE thanks to Lena for taking care of our hairy bastards while we're gone.

Au revoir!

25 September 2007

New Bike

OK, I think I found my next motocycle...
This thing is pretty cool. And I was originally going to settle with a measly flaming skull paint job! Silly Me!

21 September 2007

Guess what?! It’s time for more old pictures! This is when it starts getting more interesting. Well, to me anyway...

So, I believe we last left off at the age of 18.

Here’s a fun pic from when an old friend of mine called me Spumoni girl because of my tri-colored hair. You can’t really see it in the picture but the black was growing out and I dyed burgundy over it and then my darker blond started growing in. Thus, Spumoni girl. Also, I had to put this pic in with Becky and her HUGE glasses! (It was 1990)

Next is me at 19 with my friend Marcel. Back to bleaching, which was pretty cool because it glowed under the black lights at First Ave. Yes, GLOWED! This was from the fun old days of frequenting First Avenue, The Saloon and other dance clubs around town with my predominantly gay group of friends. I suppose roughly half were straight but unfortunately for me at the time, very few of the men.
Some other random pics from that time…
I seem to recall my friend Tina, who was holding the camera, telling me to look sexy. So of course being the joker I am, did this. I mean seriously, when someone tells you to "look sexy" how do you seriously act sexy? I probably grabbed my boob and yelled "you want it" in Judy Tenuta fashion right after this shot was taken.and riding the giant bunny at the mini golf course next to the State Fair grounds. Is that even still there??
Wow, I used to be skinny. Oh, to be young again...

A couple/few years later I got sick of the length and chopped off most of my hair again – and carried my baby kitty around in a bag while traveling back and forth to my ex’s place. Isn’t he cute!?
Got sick of the bleaching thing and went to a burgundy/red color again. The coordination with my pj’s for x-mas was a total coincidence.
Then I entered the corporate world and had to look normal – well, somewhat anyway. Oh well…
I am determined to once again bleach my hair out white and get the purple dread extensions I once had (when I had black hair) so that my hair will glow white and purple under the black lights at First Ave! I’ll probably do that around the same time as my next tattoos. Which won’t be until after babies since there’s nothing sexy about tattoos riddled with stretch marks. Yikes!

19 September 2007

New Morgue Pet

Just thought this was funny...


Sweet hubby sent me an e-mail yesterday informing me that they have a new pet that's been hanging around outside their receiving doors. No, it's not a hungy wild dog. It's this cute little guy.
Isn't he cute?! He looks like a chubby little bat. This is the closest he could zoom in with his camera. If you look closely you can kind of see his little mouth. Well, at least on the picture he sent me you can. For some reason I can't get the picture to show up any bigger on this page. He looks like he's yelling to get that damned camera out of his face!

I want to pet him!!

29 August 2007

Hair Study

When I was going through photos, looking for pics of my hairy bastards, I came across a bunch of old pics. It was kind of fun looking at all the old hair styles and colors I had. So, since I have nothing better to write about at the moment, I’m going to take a trip down memory lane with my Hair Study - like anyone cares, but so what. It's my blog and I can do anything I want with it! ;)

First Installment (of two)
This is me and my long time best friend, Becky (on the left). It was around the beginning of our freshman year. This could be considered my baseline photo.
This is where it all began with the coloring. I thought I’d dye my hair auburn for fun since my naturally blond hair seemed to be darkening and I didn’t like that. Thus began the approximately 15 year span in which I never had a head of my natural hair, and so wasn’t quite sure what exactly the color was at that point. It’s a pretty dorky pic but it’s all I had.
I’m missing a pic with my light blond hair with the black fringe bang. That was my homage to the chick (Teri something?) of Berlin – the band. Remember them? I had a good pic but a boyfriend in high school thought it was hot and wanted it. So, like an idiot I gave it to him. Stupid boyfriend!
Anyway, the next pic I have is from my junior year in h.s. This one was taken on vacation in Orlando and features my mom in her oh-so-hideous 80’s top. Classy! This one would be from when I had started bleaching my hair white, and usually wearing bright blood red lipstick, and dark red or black nail polish with the black kohl eyeliner…
This next one is from right after graduation (from h.s.), after I had decided at work one day that I wanted to try the other end of the goth-type spectrum and go black. That is my friend Jennie on the left (and her new kitty). I had chopped my hair off and shaved the underside of my head between this time and the last photo, but did not find any decent pic from then. Maybe my mom has one…
I had to stick this one in too just because it’s kind of funny. I call it my Pink Floyd, The Wall pic. It was taken at Jennie’s graduation open house. I was eating cake, which featured icing roses in our school colors – silver and black.

14 August 2007

My Hairy Bastards

Since Lena bo-bena has her hairy one pictured on her blog, I figured I better wrangle up some photos of mine. My hubby refers to our pets as the hairy bastards, and since I find it amusing, I do too. Well, here they are…

Hairy Bastard # 1
Tasman, aka Tas, Tas the Spaz, Orange Thing, and Pooky or Pooky-poo
He’s my first baby. I took him home when he was about 5 months old back in 1993. I had to use this picture because it amuses me so. See how happy he is in his holiday antlers?


Hairy Bastard # 2
Shilo, aka Durka Dog, Idiot, Spaz, and Psycho
He’s actually my third, but I still have to wrangle up a good pic of Tucker (the real #2). I’ll have to see if I have a better pic of Shilo too. Shilo came to us as a foster dog in 2004, about 6 months before our wedding. I had never had a dog before and didn’t know much about German Shepherds other than I thought they were pretty. Boy, was I in for a shock! He’s really a good dog though; a good guard.

Hairy Bastard # 3 (or actually 4)
My hubby aka Hands, Sweetie, Hon and Asshole! (ha ha, just kidding)
Sweetie came into my life in 2001. I can’t imagine my life without him. Here’s a pic of the two of us when we were dating. Wow, look at how long his hair is! And look at how completely stoned we look - especially me! Must have been exhausted from all the sex… ;)

Well, there they are. I’ll have to update it to add Tucker…